The Five Foot Six Cowboy . . . It’s Time To Laugh People!

THE FIVE FOOT SIX COWBOY

 

I’m the five foot six cowboy who’s close to the ground

The last one to get rained on, but the first one to drown

Tall I may not be, but my gun’s fully packed

I got a two handed shotgun when I lie on my back

 

I like to ride horses, I think they’re so neat

But I can’t reach the stirrups with my little feet

So I got me a pony, boy what a train wreck

Because I buckled his knees and I broke his poor neck

 

I got me a woman, her name’s Marylou

She’s shorter than I am, she’s only five two

I’m told I look sexy in my chaps and my gun

I don’t where no undies and I have a cute bum

 

In my cowboy world everything is so small

My stable’s the size of a men’s bathroom stall

But I love who I am and I think it’s a hoot

The kid’s section at Walmart’s where I get my boots

 

I go on the rides at the brand new theme park

So I waited in line until just after dark

Some guy said “it’s your turn, but you’re just too short”

So I bit him in the ankles and I landed in court

 

My truck is a Tonka, its painted bright blue

The thing’s so damn small that it only fits two

So I got me a ladder and I bought a new jeep

Then I climbed in the front seat with all of my sheep

 

I’m the five foot six cowboy and I’m a great guy

I always got your back, well, maybe your thigh

So don’t count me out when the going gets tough

Like a Pit Bull on steroids, I got the right stuff

 

 

 

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