THE FIVE FOOT SIX COWBOY
I’m the five foot six cowboy who’s close to the ground
The last one to get rained on, but the first one to drown
Tall I may not be, but my gun’s fully packed
I got a two handed shotgun when I lie on my back
I like to ride horses, I think they’re so neat
But I can’t reach the stirrups with my little feet
So I got me a pony, boy what a train wreck
Because I buckled his knees and I broke his poor neck
I got me a woman, her name’s Marylou
She’s shorter than I am, she’s only five two
I’m told I look sexy in my chaps and my gun
I don’t where no undies and I have a cute bum
In my cowboy world everything is so small
My stable’s the size of a men’s bathroom stall
But I love who I am and I think it’s a hoot
The kid’s section at Walmart’s where I get my boots
I go on the rides at the brand new theme park
So I waited in line until just after dark
Some guy said “it’s your turn, but you’re just too short”
So I bit him in the ankles and I landed in court
My truck is a Tonka, its painted bright blue
The thing’s so damn small that it only fits two
So I got me a ladder and I bought a new jeep
Then I climbed in the front seat with all of my sheep
I’m the five foot six cowboy and I’m a great guy
I always got your back, well, maybe your thigh
So don’t count me out when the going gets tough
Like a Pit Bull on steroids, I got the right stuff
This is just what I needed today….a laugh! So, thank you 😀
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